Degree Level: Doctorate

I ordered my cap and gown for graduation. And by ordered, I mean I paid $60 to rent it for three hours. $60. To rent it. For three hours. Don't they know my dad is a lawyer?! Ugh!

Just in case you didn't just read the above sentence, I'll repeat it again: I have to RENT my cap and gown for graduation for $60.

Do you know what I could have done with that $60 and 3 hours? I'll show you:

I'm going to talk to my dad the lawyer about this.