So I went to the car wash today, but I couldn't afford to go to a reputable one since I'm broke. You'd think that my father would give me some money for a simple car wash, seeing as he's a lawyer and all! But no! Instead he just yelled at me and called me entitled and self-centered or something, I don't know, I wasn't listening.
Anyway, I had to go to this shady place off of Wilkinson Blvd.
This place was so low tech that they didn't even have a drive-thru car wash! The woman wanted to wash my car by hand! What is this? Mexico?
Anyway, you should have seen the crazy cars there! I mean, I wonder how much this McDonald's employee spent washing his car:
Way to super size your rims idiot! That's perfectly legit!
So, they didn't do the best job with my precious car, but for some reason I think I will be back.
Unless my Dad, who is a lawyer, finally comes to his senses and pays me my much deserved allowance!
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