I'll just leave this here before I say goodbye

Law Suit?

FYI Mr. Bossy Pants: My Dad's a lawyer!

Just to clear up any confusion

Awesome.

Look at what I bought:

It's a Swiss Army brand USB drive. I'm going to be the most rugged kid in the computer lab. Not only that, but it has a retractable ball point pen. It's the greatest thing in the world! I can't wait to pretentiously lean over and tell the person next to me all about how cool this is and how awesome I am for owning it. I mean, I am awesome because my dad is a lawyer, but this just solidifies my coolness.

You guys remember that movie where the guy was out in the wilderness rock climbing and got his arm trapped by a rock, so he had to cut it off with a knife to survive? Well, I can't do that with this. But like, say I was attacked by a wild bear, who's all hairy and sweaty and looking at me like he wants to gobble me up...oh, I'm already wetting my pants just thinking of that big angry bear....anyway,  I could like, whip this out and draw him a scary picture or show him a power point presentation on why bullying is wrong.

I also ordered a bunch of other pretentious shit I will never use. Look:

and:

Oh, I ordered these through a super secret members-only site that sells shitty products at really low prices.

If you're interested in joining, click here.

NC State

In Honor of the Game...

I have reposted my old license plate

My new one just got here though:

At Least I'm Not Quirky.

As you may have already noticed, I'm incredibly vain. As such, I just assume that the stuff I own is both better and more interesting than the stuff you own and you'd naturally want to see it so you can be just like me. I mean, my dad's a lawyer, so naturally I have good taste. With this in mind, here's my cabinet in my kitchen:

 Here's my bathroom medicine cabinet:

Here's my nightstand drawer:

Here are my old playthings from when I was still with the Christian Service Brigade, before I felled out with them.